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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
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{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}
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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
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